What is the worst day of the week? — QOTD

[Duck]

tuesday. you go into monday bracing for horridness so it's not actually as bad as the real monster which is tuesday. tuesday likes surprises because tuesday is annoying and you're not expecting that so it's even worse. you have to suffer through the thought of making it to the end of the week which includes wednesday, but on monday you say only "let us make it to the end of this day." this keeps you going but this cannot work with tuesday as you've already semi got into the flow of having to do things but haven't yet fully adapted and so tuesday is the worst day of the week.
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